Country Dictionary

An instance in where you suffer a sudden bout of depression

"I can't believe she broke up with me. I'm having a serious emo-ment her."

A chant started when someone is forced to drink something extremely quickly

Frat Boy 1 - "I can't chug any more beer dude, seriously" Frat Boy 2 - "Shut up you pussy. Drink your milk, drink your milk, DRINK YOUR MILK!!!"

The act of masturbation

"I was hitting on some chick last night, but she bailed on me so I just went home for a pull"

A term used to describe having to fight someone with no other options left

"There were 3 or 4 guys that had me backed into a corner so I had to go the knuckles to get out of there"

When a man twists at the hips allowing his penis to slap against his hips. Used mainly for comic effect.

"Let me just see if my doodle is still attached. Here comes a hip check. *slap* *slap* *slap*. Yep, still there"

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

A word used to describe having an awesome experience. Adjective.

I went and saw the Foo Fighters with my bro last night. That shit was fucking prong off the richter