A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls. High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki" "I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!" "I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"