Country Dictionary

We can still be friends

5 five words that are impossible to accomplish. Just a nice way of saying: “your clingy so we can still talk once a year”

Guy: “Hey this isn’t working, but we can still be friends” Girl: “yeah that’d be great” *guy to self: not gonna he friends* *girl to self: friends? Seriously? How dumb does he think I am?*

No

The most common(or the only) word in at least one of your parents vocabulary.

Kid: can I go hang with friends? Parent: no. Kid: Can I eat something? Parent: no. Kid: Can I breathe? Parent: no. Kid: can I live? Parent: no. Kid: can I die? Parent: no. Kid: wtf. Then what CAN I do? Parent: no.

No

The only word in at least one of your parents vocabulary.

Kid:Can I go hang with friends? Parent: No. Kid:Can I eat? Parent: No. Kid:Can I breathe? Parent:No. Kid: Can I live? Parent: No. Kid: Can I die? Parent:No. Kid:Wtf. Then what can I do? Parent: no.

Sand

Rock-ish dirt-ish. Tiny. Irritating. Gets everywhere. Rough. Tastes bad. Stays in mouth for about a week. Impossible to run in.

Sand was constructed by the devil.

Q

Worthless letter. We should get rid of it.

Q is a stupid letter.