A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
A group of people who have gone insane due to lack of direction or focus.
Trump supporters are a Pack of Banana-less Monkeys who will say, do, and believe anything Dear Leader tells them.
A group of thugs perpetrating an insurrection by storming Congress, at the direction of their terrorist leader, Donald J. Trump.
The Capitol Police were in league with the Coup Klux Klan and let them walk into the Capitol, and even took Selfies with them LAWL.
Conservasleeper
When a social media fan page is set up with a seemingly wholesome and neutral topic, and builds up a large fan base. Once a certain number has been reach, the sleeper activates and starts pushing hard conservative propaganda, with the assumption that the majority of the fan base will be too apathetic to unsubscribe.
Examples: hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
An expression you say when you are at a loss for words, due to hearing something utterly confusing. Better to say this to fill the silence.
Person A: "HH- people put also more emphasis on materialistic motives
so they are more likely to pursue high-end careers
Person B (totally confused): "Okay.... That'll do pig."
When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.
You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.
Norman: "The turnover rate at our enterprise has increased exponentially."
Eric: "Stop speaking jargonese!"