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ABS

Acronym for "Angry Butt Sex".

Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan. Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle? Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul... Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager

by NeWolf June 14, 2011