A fork of Rural Dictionary
A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes. Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window. Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer. Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet. Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.