A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.
"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."
A mythical figure who is said to hide under your bed at night to make sure you aren't dreaming of sex. God is often said to whisper in the ears of people telling them to murder, steal, lie, and run for office. See also George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfield. In actuality, God is a legend created by primitive peoples to comfort themselves as they could not bare the burdon of taking responsibility. Generally, believers in a "god" are not as evolved as those who do not. See also atheist
"God told me to kill you." "God made black people black so white people can make them slaves." "God loves you...but he hates people that don't believe in the god you do...better kill them just to be safe."
A massive collection of blunders. A series of irresponsible, stupid, moronic behavior. See also Bush Administration
"YOU LOST THEM ALL!?....and we're broke...and my car's gone...this is turning into a real buttfuck-a-thon."
Often associated with rednecks or hillybillys, this word is actually a mispronunciation. Originally, it was meant to be "brother". However due to accents and slurs, it came out sounding like bubba. This is generally attributed to under-educated, southern caucasions but it's also possible that it is from early african american origin.
"Hey, bubba, you want to go to the store?"
See also Conservative and Christian. Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"
Mythical creature rumored to have spawned George W. Bush. A foul creature according to legend. Cruel and unforgiving, it prowls the halls of the whitehouse devouring "non-believers" and "liberals". Of course, this is all speculative. Also rumored to have actually copulated with a one "George Bush sr. As unlikely and revolting as that thought is, some truly believe that this is the origin of George W. Bush.
"If you don't eat all your vegetables, Barbara Bush will devour your penis!" "DUDE! Check out this turd! It looks just like Barbara Bush!...well, except I'd rather have sex with the feces than that...thing."
A mindless individual who follows members of the Bush Dynasty by believing thier lies and never following the actual polotics aside from the money they might make. The elites are usually rich who have their financial security in mind. The poor members of this group support the Bush Dynasty because they could not afford a good education. The median between these groups doesn't usually have time to follow political issues so they blindly follow like cattle. These so called "Bush Voters" are generally blamed for the ruined condition of the United States as of 2004. Another sad fact is that they tend to repeat their mistakes. Not voting George W. Bush in once, but twice.
"I'm a Bushite. I love George Bush and my money. Glad I'm not middle class or poor. Those guys are getting fucked! aaaHAAAA!" "I know I'm a Bushite...but I really wanted to apologize for ruining the government of the U.S....can you ever forgive me?"