A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sense of false anxiety or fear of safety in an area that one knows is truly safe.
‘I was passing through the airport when I was randomly struck with a sudden sensation of pseudosecuraphobia.’
The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.
‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
A Pussy with Pubic Hair as soft as a Chinchilla. ‘Chinch” being a shortened Version of Chinchilla in this Situation. The use of Chinch’ drawing reference to the Fact that a Chinchilla’s Hair is very soft.
‘Last Night, I ploughed an Asian Chick, and she had a real Chinch’-Cunt.’