Country Dictionary

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Unsanitized Fribble Dribble

The act of filling someones vagina with a milkshake from Friendly's, then ejaculating in said vagina, then dribbling the contents of the vagina into a glass and drinking it.

I had to call out of work after getting sick from drinking an unsanitized fribble dribble last night.

by NephthysScream July 11, 2010

Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?" Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon." Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

Bulwark

A name given to a butterface that requires additional paper protection. Derived from the 20lb bags procured at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

Me: "Hey did you see that busted bitch with the huge titties?" Tim: "Yea, You should totally bulwark that bitch!" Me: "Word."

by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

Red Steel Wool

Going down on a really hairy girl during the heaviest flow of her period.

Me: "Timmy, why is your face all red?" Timmy: "Cuz I woke up to some red steel wool this morning... asshole."

by NephthysScream July 11, 2010

Trail Mix Crunch

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

by NephthysScream July 11, 2010