Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dragon master

one who has completed training at the University of Dragon Mastery.

person1: Where do you go to school? person2: UDM person1: What's UDM? person2: the University of Dragon Mastery, I'm going to master dragons for a living. person1: Get the fuck outta here, you filthy dragon master in training.

by Nettled January 29, 2004

nest

where birds live

You're retarded

by Nettled October 12, 2003

hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 12, 2003

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work. 2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work. Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey. 2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 22, 2003

Ketchup

A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not. Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.

Jim: Please pass the catsup Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!

by Nettled October 16, 2003

retarded

1.Someone of annoyingly low intelligence 2. See George W. Bush

The president is retarded

by Nettled October 12, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat 2. Utter bullshit 3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 11, 2003