Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

life

Synonomous with poop

Jim: How's life treatin ya? Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush

by Nettled October 21, 2003

Sloppydog

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.

Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs... Dog: (vigorously licks own ass) Person: That's more like it.

by Nettled June 05, 2004

slick

Slippery or well lubricated

(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker

by Nettled October 22, 2003

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing? Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver. Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 28, 2004

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 11, 2003

Macgyver

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 12, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas. It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water. Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 12, 2003