A fork of Rural Dictionary
A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas. It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water. Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea