Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

catsup

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 16, 2003

Blowout

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.

Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.

by Nettled October 22, 2003

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you... Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 02, 2004

poop

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

by Nettled October 11, 2003