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Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.

"Dude! This taco is so delicious." "Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin." "I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."

by Nicholas' February 02, 2008