Country Dictionary

banana

a cheap alternative to a dildo.

"oh i wish i had a dildo oh well that banana looks fairly ripe."

wotsit

something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger

dude man, you've eaten way to many wotsits, you're a ginger!

wiggletiggy

That tingley feeling you get after you wiggle your belly for an extended period of time

Stop wiggling your belly or you'll get wiggletiggy!