A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a skinny Mexican doesn’t know modern slang
“Hey man I accidentally tripped a midget”
“LOUMAO!”
A man who is of the gay variety...
“Hey man did you see that Liam Truss over there?”
“Yeah I heard he likes boys!!”
“Not suprising”
Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”
When you get so drunk you phone people you don’t even know and make a fool of yourself over the phone
Hey man I just shidooged the neighbours!
How much were you drinking???