Country Dictionary

It's a tall hill of poop piled underneath.

Hay let's go ride our bikes on poop hill.

Is when someone is desperately on your jock.

Go hump that stump of a tree. Your ballhugging me.

Is when somebody's breath stank. Like they forgot to brush for years.

Tom: Hay man you need to brush your teeth.

Chris: why do I have "buttface"

A meth addict who can't stop smoking.

Hay man lay off that glass dick. "Fucking cocksmoker"

It's what you say to get you moms attention.

I'm lost in the supermarket. So I yell "Haymom" so I can find her