Country Dictionary

An evil and corrupt insurance company which never helps customers and is run by a greedy manager named Gilbert Huph who claims he's required by law to deny allegations of denying customers' claims.

Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

A number on a license plate with a rather profane meaning...

That Prius' plate said "370H55V". I turned it over and then I knew what it really meant.

When you swallow tacks and they won't come out

The tacks went in! Maybe they're income tax!

Metric units, the unit system a vast majority of the world still rely on, even though it has been having a tendency to put many Imperial and Customary users to sleep.

Meter, liter, gram, kilo, centi, and milli are boring units.

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.

It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.

A place where you'd try to shoot a car tour video, then get kicked out by a guy driving a Chevy Silverado.

You can't film at Hilltop Reserve!

A person who is accidentally revealed to be a half-woman/half-man, usu. met with a scared expression from the discoverer.

I found out he was a she-he, half-man/half-woman, and I went running to my sister scared!