Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Apology Letter

Dear ______________, I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know. Again, I am very sorry that I ________________. Sincerely, __________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Stephanie Darmody

Stephanie is a funny little human. Die is very pretty but refuses to believe it. She hates school but I don’t blame her Hehehehe she also once cut her bangs like an idiot and regrets it.

Stephanie darmody is a cool chika we all love her

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Jojo Siwa

The worst person that you will ever see or hear of. Jojo has no mojo but she loves her bow bows. She’s got a horrible receding hairline and is going to be a little when she is older. She also has ooor grammar.

Example 1. “Djjsaxlleofijwjaalsldk” “what did you just say?” “We can’t understand her, she’s Jojo Siwa” Example 2. Joke with the bow bow should be a hœ hoe instead of a baby.

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Sophia Dalton

iS tHaT a QuEeR?! Sophia is a pansexual hotdog who likes to wear rainbow sweaters to match her rainbow flag 🌈

Sophia Daltons a great human” “Oh yea I know! She’s a fun fella” “Mmhmm look! She’s matching her rainbow flag again!”

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Nigger in my bumhole

NIGGER IN MY BUMHOLE NIGGER IN MY BUMHOLE —— equivalent to NIGGER UP MY ASS

Omg that nigger in my bumhole it’s so annoying

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019