Country Dictionary

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Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Hatfishing

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - he was hatfishing her."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

Hatfish

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

by PlzDntKilMeh July 27, 2021

hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by TheDarkKnightLight August 08, 2017

Hatfish

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

by Manda Clark May 23, 2014

Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

Hatfish

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish

by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019