A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fake human, DO NOT APPROACH THIS PERSON, THEY ARE LIZARDS AND WILL BITE YOU!
Person 1: Yo whaddup tanner Tanner: *Glares in lizard* Person 1: Holy shit man Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!
A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.
Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire? Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun! Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind Michael: Hey alex! Alex: Hey, *shoots ak* Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies* Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me? Alex: Sure baby.
A bitch ass snake or something
Ken: Oh fuk them tigers man, they suck! Jesus: Don't be mean to these cats, young human Ken: It ain't a fukin katt, it be a purple ass snake bitchhh Jesus: Shieeet!