A fork of Rural Dictionary
The DF is a place where many individuals who excel at life go to get the freak/funk/slut/sex on. DF is an abbreviation of the words Dance Floor. However one can only refer to a Dance Floor as a DF if there are currently a large number of hot skank ass hoes grinding on it. If there are no hoes then the Dance Floor is not a DF.
"Oy paul was hitting the DF so hard last night he got kicked out of Sharkbar for doing screaming eagle on top of the speakers." "Oy are you keen to sesh DF time." "I am so keen to put the mack down is sack town and smash up the DF." "I was in fine form when i smashed up the DF last night."
The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth. The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library. There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces. 1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen. 2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has. 3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot. 4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs. In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?" Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on." Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky" Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it. The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes. This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah. Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing. Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.
Example 1. Man 1 "Wow do you see that guy who is smashing up on the DF he is the epitome of badassness" Man 2 "Yeah what is that move he is doing?" Man 1 "You hectic rookie thats The Ajax!" Man 2 "Man how did i not recognize it!" Man 1 hands Man 2 a katana Man 1 "You must atone!" Man 2 proceeds to commit seppuku for failing to recognize The Ajax being performed. Example 2. Woman 1 "Oh my god that massive ripped guy on the dance-floor is doing The Ajax pose!" Woman 2 "Wow lets let him bang us" Example 3. Black Guy 1 "Nigga I was getting my crank sucked by my girl last night and i busted out The Ajax." Black Guy 2 "You fucking legend, I am going home right now to get head off my girl and bust out The Ajax"
Bernie Maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag. One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette. In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa. It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg. Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates. The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.
Friend 1 "Yo Dude Bernie Mac the shit out of that blunt so we can get back to the party." Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit." Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen." Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette." *Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly* Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg
A word used to describe the Manly region of the Northern Beaches in NSW Australia as used by a select core of Bally Boys students. Though Man Town refers to the entire area of Manly it means in particular the pubs bars and nightclubs that line the corso including Sharkbar, Boat Shed, Henry Africas and others.
Examples as used in conversation. "Hey whose keen to sessh up Man Town." "Where you off to" "Man Town." "Hey lets go sessh some DF time." "Yeah sure what do you wanna hit up?" "Sharkbar DF." "Esh Man Town."
The Man Shed is an elusive and little known building in the region of Fairlight Sydney where certain individuals who exceed in the art of manliness go to smash down Campari and other well known alcoholic beverages. The Man Shed came into being with the arrival of the Lord family into the Fairlight area. David Lord who goes by the alias Papa D moved to the Gangsta Ass Region of Fairlight and took with him his sons Finley and Tom they were also accompanied to Fairlight by their cousin Tom from England. Though from where in England no one really knows. On the eve of their house warming party the trio decided to invite their Black Ass O.G. Ice Kold Killa friend over for some drinks. Now at this time the Black Man was forced to keep his behavior PG rated due to the presence of underage girls in the house. It is suffice to say that the O.G. failed miserably at this. However the trio then revealed to him the awesome spectacle that is the Man Shed in this sacred and most holy of sheds the Black Friend did not have to modify his behavior and ever since that day the boys have bin smashing down campari and other alcoholic beverages in the Man Shed and the black friend did not have to worry about receiving disapproving looks from Papa D's lady Kel when he failed to keep his pants on and his behavior PG rated. This is a true report of the first occurrence of the Man Shed. After this day Man Shed began popping up all over the country with increasing regularity due to the groundwork put in by the Lord boys in making the Man Shed a place where Men and their Biznitches can go to have on off chops night.
Finley "Fucking Campari" Tom "Oy Paul when are you next sesshing up the man shed!" Tom "Ey boys come on over to the Man Shed so we can put in some ground work before hitting the clubs on the prowl for skank ass hoes" Ray Ray Rankin "Ay you you sick fuck"
The word Jack is a military term given to an individual who is in the words of Lieutenant Colonel Hewitt of the Australian Army "A bad bloke." The term Jack is given to someone who is not helping out his mates with tasks and generally being a shit cunt. If an individual is not helping his mates it is said he is "going jack on his mates." The word Jack is frequently combined with the term Cunt or Fuck to more deeply illustrate the individual's Jackness as well as for added insult. Thus if a mate is being exceedingly Jack he is be called a Jack Cunt or Jack Fuck.
Digger 1 "Oy mate help us out with cleaning the Mag 58" Digger 2 "Na mate i cant i gonna go have another darb." Digger 1 "Thats your twelvth darb this hour you are dead set the Jackest Cunt i know. Old Matey 1 "Oy you coming out on the piss tonight." Old Matey 2 "No i can't i am too tired." Old Matey 1 "You fucking Jack Cunt you didn't hit the piss last week either fucking Jack mate." Pte Johnny "hey you going to Sydney with the boys this weekend." Pte Jibbs "Yo man i cant i am trying to save money." Pte Johnny "Oy is your name Jack cause your a fucking Shit Cunt." Nardella "look at this cunt all jacked up on his own jack what a jack fuck."