A fork of Rural Dictionary
Definition of a beast, who doesnt take no for answer. He was born when earth, water, wind and fire collided, eroding a mythical creature known as rankin. his age is unknown, but he is rumoured to be older than the Earth itself.He is indestructible, impenetrable, and inconcievable. Nothing can destroy him, and no one copy him. His greatest enemy is himself, and he rolls with Adam Sobolak and Nez.
Son-"Why is there gravity, Dad?" Dad-"Because we need something to hold Rankin down"
Codeword used at Grand Bend for people who are enjoying alcholic beverages while camping on May TWO-FOUR. Will lead to doing it live and going over the edge!!
Hey Meyer, need some more rankin- Matt No I am over the edge!!- Meyer.
Rankine is above all life forms, even that of Kayoos (Yes i know shocking). Rankine is so tall it's amazing, he has the most rizz out of anybody on earth and has the most amazing booty and thighs. His peen is 15 inches long, rumour has it was he impregnated the Earth and Adam and eve his submissive bitches. Rankine is the most amazing person EVER and is worshipped in Kosovo as he is the sexiest king to rule.
Person 1: Yo did you see that God earlier? Person 2: You mean Rankine? He's so amazing and sexy Person 1: I love him so much! His schlong is SO BIG I WANT HIM IN MY BOOTY!!!