A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A name given to a person who fails at life in every way. 2) An oge. 3) Also a head doing loser. 4) A mokes. 5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.
"Oy that kid is a proper felix ey." "Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week." "Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."
To session something up. To undertake a certain action or activity.
"Oy sesh some music up" "What do you want to crank?" "The Chronic - Dre and Snoop" "Hardout sesh!" "Keen for a DF sesh?" "Hell yeah Nigga lets smash up the dance floor" "Yo man i am hungry you down for a subway sesh" "For sure nigga lets roll."
The term rookie error is a non gender specific term used in many contexts to describe an act which a individual has performed poorly or inexpertly, due to their status as a rookie, while in the presence of their mates, who upon witnessing the failed attempt will shake their heads and say 'rookie error' to the embarrassed individual. Any act which ends in a failed attempt can be classified as a 'rookie error.' However the word rookie error can only be used by friends of the individual who witness the failed attempt. This term is deeply imbedded in Bally Culture and is a popularly used term in Bally Slang. 9 out of 10 scientists agree that rookie error's become more frequent and increase in stupidity with the consumption of alcohol. Rookie error's are most commonly performed by dirty mokes who try to show off to impress their mates or any attractive females that are present. However all people have experienced a rookie error at some point in their lives. The word rookie error has become synonymous with the term Epic fail and is used in much the same way to degrade and further embarrass the individual. As well as to signify their status as an amateur at the act which they were trying to perform. variations of the term include: rookie, rook out!, rook and ook
Example 1: A group of male friends go to the drive thru at Maccas and one friend asks to order a whopper. As one the rest of his friends turn to look at the individual and shake their heads while saying "Rookie error" Example 2: A group of friends are chillin at the crib with a few beers one person has a corona and attempts to twist the top off and fails miserably. The friends notice and watch with amusement as the individual struggles to twist off the top until one of his friends takes pity on the stupid fool and grabs the beer off him and pops the top of with a bottle opener hands it back while saying "corona's aren't twist tops you hectic rookie"
The name given to the slapping sound produced during the act of sexual intercourse in the famed doggy style position when a males testicles, which are especially loose and/or saggy due to heat or over stimulation, smack against the back of the females thigh and produce a slapping sound reminiscent of a soft clap of the hands.
Man 1 "Nigga i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my balls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear." Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around." Man 1 "Word."
The term smoh derives from the word small and is an adjective used to describe an object that is in fact the opposite of its original meaning. Thus smoh is used to describe objects or features that are abundant in large quantities. Smoh can be used in a general way such as in the example "oh smoh guy" implying that the male in question is in fact abnormally tall or incredibly ripped, chiseled, jacked and tan. Or in a more specific way such as in the following example "smoh kababylons" which alludes to a specific feature in this case a females abundant and plentiful breasts. The most well known usage of the smoh adjective is when paired with the word Ah (pronounced A-Huh) which is in itself an abbreviation of the word ass so when combined Smoh Ah means a nice round bouncy ass or when said with sarcastic intent as is often the case it means a oversized buttocks or Barge Arse as it has come to be known. A commonly used variation of smoh is smeh which is used in exactly the same context but is usually reserved for males as a greeting as in the example "Oh Smeh Stephens" The smoh adjective spawned in the gangsta ass region of Sydney NSW inside the walls of Bally Boys High School and has been steadily gaining popularity among fucking awesome people everywhere.
Example 1 Max the Axe Murderer Stewart "Excuse me but you have some smoh itty-titties" Female in question with large breasts "Oh how dare you" Slap! Max the Axe Murderer Stewart "She wasn't having any of that" Example 2 Barta "Oh Smoh Chidiac" Chidiac "Can i get some spot over here i am gonna go bench press the world for a quick warm up" Barta (in awe) "Smoh Chidiac" Example 3 Thermae "Oh check out that Smoh Ah over there, you can see that thing coming from a mile away" M Leonidas "Yeh but she is a hectic Dinga so she she is not a Smoh Ah she is really a Barge Arse" Thermae "haha yeah shot Phil"
a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.
Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around." "Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."
A word used to express delight or happiness as used by the famous Bally Boys Mathematics Teacher Ray Ray Rankin. A stalwart soldier in the mathematics world who also goes by the code-names Captain of the Silver Bullet, Banger of the Greek Goddess, The Peck Master, Disciple of the holy Coroneos and The Colonel. The word first came into common use after Ray Rankin's year 12 mathematics class heard him utter the phrase when they asked for help with a particularly difficult maths question. Ray would then look at the question utter the phrase Puyah and explain to the student that the question was a bastard and they were right to ask the colonel for help. Since then the word has been used greatly outside the mathematics context as an exclamation of great delight or happiness often mostly associated with the spotting or scoping out of attractive females. When one particularly good looking female is sighted Bally Boys students have been known to turn to their friends and say Puyah! in a ode their greatly admired maths teacher Ray Rankin.
When a hot chick walks past it is traditional for a bally boy who was in Ray Rankins maths class to utter the phrase Puyah! at the top of his voice. Ray Rankin "Puyah! Ow Max. You Sick Fuck. Jamie you sweat when you breath. Enough of that puffy shit. Ey You. Eh Eh Eh Charley Farley Harley." Shot Ray this is dedicated to you. Puyah!