Country Dictionary

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person

I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.

I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.

Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.

That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.

So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy