Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.

Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"

by NitzoDiTotzo March 15, 2016

slackerbagging

Hooking up with slackers.

"I went slackerbagging yesterday!"

by NitzoDiTotzo March 15, 2016

slackerbagging

When you're too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag so you have to share it with all your bros.

"I don't get my paycheck until next week, so we were slackerbagging in my only sleeping bag at my super manly pajamas party last night ."

by NitzoDiTotzo March 15, 2016

bodybooking

A hooker who is very good at scheduling their appointments

"Oh yeah, she's a real bodybooking hooker."

"I think her pimp makes it seem like she is good at bodybooking, but in reality, he does all the work."

by NitzoDiTotzo March 15, 2016

bodybooking

Someone who uses books to build their mind - a mix of 'bodybuilding' and 'book'

All kids these days are interested in bodybuilding, but when I was their age, bodybooking was at the top of everyone's mind.

by NitzoDiTotzo March 15, 2016