A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pap-ooh-ee When you sneeze and shit your pants at the same time. When you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at coinciding times.
Left work early to go home so I could change my pants after I did a surprise Papui.
Pap-ooh-ee When you sneeze and shit your pants at the same time. When you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at the same time.
I had to leave work early so I could change my pants after I did an accidental Papui.
When an person/animal is lying down & you run up to them, fart on their head, & leave the room.
"You should have seen the look on my cats face when I did a fly-by on him last night! He now twitches & I'm waiting for his left eyebrow to grow back! Priceless!" "Dude, I did a fly-by on my mom yesterday! She didn't find it as funny as I did. Anyways, I can't come over, I'm grounded!" Lassie: "Woof woof woof Timmy, woof woof fly-by woof, Fluffy, woof woof woof!"