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Shlonk

The sound a knife makes when you pull it out of meat. The initial sound the blade makes upon entry, naturally, is "shlink". The correct usage of both words together should always be in caps and screamed feverishly. SHLINKSHLONK

Person 1: How fast can you say shlinkslonk consecutively?
Person 2: SHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONK

by NomadEQ February 03, 2025