A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who for whatever reason is more hurt or offended by something said or done than the victim/target of said action. They also have some sort of pull to enact cancel culture and feel obligated to do the cancelling because they have a higher position in society that. The person/group that should be offended.
Person 1: "Man that skunk is trying to rape that cat. We must end his career." Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?" Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.
Friend 1: How was the blowjob? Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in the head? Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children. Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed. Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the weather looks bad. Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen? Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
They/Them 1"These hot flashes are unbearable. I can't wait for my Themopause to be done. They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now
Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go? Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it. Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.