A fork of Rural Dictionary
A wild creature found in the darkest parts of the Norwegian woods. The creature is really small, got blonde hair and can't grow a moustache. This creature loves the colour green and is often found shrouded in a green sweater-like thing. The Affa can be found playing with sticks and banging them on hollow tree trunks like a drumkit. If you meet an Affa you should consider yourself lucky as they are one of the nicest creatures you will ever encounter.
Man: I just met an wild Affa wearing a green sock!
Woman: Oh lucky you! The Affa is so nice and friendly