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A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.
Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store. Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!
A National League baseball team with the best pitching staff in the MLB and the worst hitting in the MLB.
John: Fuckin' a, the San Francisco Giants hitting is once again terrible this year. Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year. John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.
1. A Major League Baseball umpire. 2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.
Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game. Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too! Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.