Country Dictionary

Baloodal

The sound made on a guitar when performing a really fast solo.

I wrote a song today, the baloodal was awesome

That guy can really baloodal

Herring

Afro'd White man with an unhealthy interest in children, and asian porn.
Epically fails at guitar and most social situations.

'Id watch it if i were you, you've had a herring following you all the way from school'

'There's a herring with a telescope in that window'

'Stop trying to do something you suck at, your being such a herring'