A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nickname given to someone when they behave extremely stupidly like Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom that 70's show.
Me: " You just skipped YOURSELF on your own blunt"
You: " Really?"
Me: " Stop being such a Kelso"
Stuffing the Turkey refers to a man who is highly intoxicated vomiting into a woman's vagina while eating her out.
"Dude I was so drunk last night I ended up stuffing the turkey.... the worst part was she made me eat the stuffing."