Country Dictionary

O LORD HE COMIN

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When one places their fecal matter in their ears, and then proceed to force it out of their nose. It is a very dangerous act that frequently results in burst blood vessels and even death.

Yo my guys doing a Colson!

the act of going to a sewage disposal and attempting to go up it with a partner, typically while the two are having intercourse. They either die, or someone finds something rather unpleasant beneath their garden drain.

yeah, i heard them under my house. probably doing the harrison manouver.

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.

God damn, he gave him a british penetration

Creating a thin, deep cut in someone's skin and ejaculated into the wound, causing semen to be forced out of the skin pores. , like popping a zit.

Yeah, I gave her the pore buster

When you go to drink but your poo poo hole starts bleeding

Oh shit my dilly dilly

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.

yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.