Country Dictionary

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

This word is used to indicate that someone is REALLY ugly

"wow that girl is overly wounds"

To have bad luck, to be upset.

Jason was wounded to find out that his girlfriend had dumped him.

Proper bad luck. Complete woundment.

Guy from london, meets girl online, travels to meet her, in Dundee, distance of 472 miles and 280 quid return train fare equaling possible 12 hours of travel, each way.

Guy gets there, stands at the station 6 hours, Girl doesnt show up. Man gets back on train home, proper wounded.

When its gone pear shaped.

Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded

Originally used in certain areas of the UK as an expression to describe how "The truth hurts". Has evolved into every day use as a term used to describe one's pain and severe social suffering.

Pre-evolution...
Ian (to Dave) - "You gonna start filling those footings or what kid?"
Wayne - "Nah his heads too fogged up from last night, ain't it!"
Dave = Wounded

Post-evolution...
Ryan - "So when shall I pick up my tickets for Bath and West?
Ben - "Uh... we didn't get you one mate"
Ryan = Wounded