A fork of Rural Dictionary
East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*. *Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from? Me: BFE. Random person: Wtf? Me: Butt Fuck Egypt. Random person: ...Wtf? Me: Southern Illinois. Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..