Country Dictionary

usually something stupid that pops into your head right before you get hurt.

dad: whose stupid fucking idea was this? son: fuck if I know

Bullshit; to be full of shit; lame or whack

Fun Run? That shit pooh cheese now. What?!!! He'll naw that's pooh cheese. Who fuck with Ashley? Cause that thot is pooh cheese.

When you have no idea what someone is asking you you should reply with this

girl: what time do you get off work? guy: Fuck if I know

Brand-new gansta, a diss to people who act like they grew up in the streets, but actually grew up and live in a 4 bedroom house with two loving parents.

That boy Joe Dixon is a BNG!

some fewl who thinks hes kewl

that fewl is acting like such a danmalo!

Young gangster

Those pee wees be shooting up shit down crenshaw

shampoo, noun. A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.