A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using a device primarily designed for cleaning to counter act ones lose of balance and motor skills due to fentanyl/ heroin inebriation.
I heard the Foreman caught that soul sucking junky rocking a broom nod while sweeping the floor.
A magical enchanted land of tents and cardboard box homes, where hopes and dreams are exchanged for the contents of a glycerin cap. This plumbing and rent free village is the main breeding ground for future employees of Hire Quest.
Yo, we need another moron to spend 8 hours sweeping the same room. Go grab another nigga from the fentanyl forest.
An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.
That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.
A day labor employment agency that specializes in providing equal opportunities for convicts, felons, drug addicts, alcoholics, and child molesters to make a painfully small amount of money performing slave labor.
I am a convicted chomo with mad warrants and I am a lazy drunk, but I gotta make a play with this new script, good thing I pretend to be a semiskilled laborer at Hire Quest.
Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda
Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!
A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.
Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.
A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.