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A person who would drink , day and night, well get booze whenever they can..ruins their life..and those that are close to them

alcoholics:" Im gonna drink until fat guys turn into hot models"

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance. Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer? Jenny: Duh! Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look

Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol. Person 2: Lol you alcoholic. Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?

A substance that can make a white person dance!

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.