A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last! Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager. Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load! Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect. Manager: Go wash the windows. Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.