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broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 01, 2018

Daddy's Money

Usually referred to Niwot High School kids who suck at all sports but have money from their gay fathers.

The Niwot high school kid who drove a beamer had Daddy's Money and was a major feg.

by OHYESYESBABY October 09, 2018

crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?

Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!

by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023

Saucy feller

A fello (usually of the Asian orientation) whom has sauce that cannot be denied. Usually this sauce comes straight out of the butthole and is served on the scene.

The saucy feller sauced out of his asshole and served the whole table.

by OHYESYESBABY February 05, 2018

LilChuck

The rapper who reps clout gang and is Travis Scott's prodigy although he just doesn't know it yet. He gets all the milfs yallready know. His producer is Jvcobi.

Look up LilChuck on soundcloud and add my snap and ig: @chuckbelcher twitter: @lilchuck303

by OHYESYESBABY October 09, 2018

frisky

when you eat ice cream and its super sloppy.

When the milf ate that ice cream it was so wet and frisky.

by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023