A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.
The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.
When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.
The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.