Country Dictionary

coif

As a cycling term, to be stopped abruptly atop a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of momentum.

Fuck!!! Enoel coifed me!!!! - Laks

Flenz

Whitish bodily fluid that is accumulated under the hood of the scrotum pole. This fluid also runs all through Lawndart's veins... yes, Lawn from #lomac.

Dude, Lawn left flenz all over his bed... I bet Viper will like that very much.