A fork of Rural Dictionary
On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day! Straight Person 1: What day is it? Straight Person 2: Hm? LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"! An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?" Person 1: "What day is it?" Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!" Person 1 runs away.