A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big poop.
I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.
Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.
Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.
Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.
That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.
An annoying dog owner. Used on the subreddit r/DogFree to rank on them.
Cathy is always letting her filthy dog poop around my yard! She's such a muttnut!
What white women use in texting instead of “lol” or “lmao.”
Guy: Texts mildly funny thing
White Woman: HELP
Another word for goon cave.
Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.
I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.