A fork of Rural Dictionary
The particular speech patterns of a native of Pittsburgh, PA.
"J'eet jet?"
"No, j'ew?"
"I'm goin' to the Giggle DAHNTAHN tah get some sammiches."
"My car needs warshed."
"My computer is saying 'I need restarted.'"
The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.
"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."