Country Dictionary

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out

Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo

Shopping and spending day for those who get paid on a Wednesday

Got paid time for a good old fashioned retail Thursday

Term for that toxic, controlling best friend you had in your youth The term comes from the project x character of the same name played by Oliver Cooper

I can’t believe I was ever friends with that Costa

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day

Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground

Complaining, Nagging, or Bitching

Stop Snalling about it and do it!

A (typically young) hipster/Hippie who has politically become conservative due to becoming disillusioned to Liberal/Democratic viewpoints

I’m a hipster but I’m also now conservative guess that makes me a Hipservative.

A slang term for California (mainly used by gun nuts) to describe California’s Very far left borderline communist dictatorship government and political mentality

I can’t get hardly anything gun related in commiefornia