A fork of Rural Dictionary
The aroma left behind after farting, usually with the intent of leaving a surprise for someone.
Sam: What are you giggling about, Chuck?
Chuck: I just left a bit of mebreeze in Dan's cube.....
Sam: On the contrary, I think you left a shitload of mebreeze in his cube!
A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work
What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...
I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.
A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
An acronym for "Ask me if I give a fuck"
Mikey: Isn't our term paper due next week?
Geoff: amigaf!!!
A pair of pants or shorts, typically track pants or sweats, with a drawstring or elastic waist that are quick and easy to remove.
He: Must be nice to be still in your easy offs at 2 in the afternoon. Or is there another reason you're wearing them?
She: Why don't you follow me to the bedroom and find out.....