A fork of Rural Dictionary
The plugging of your partner's hole with a thumb. Results achived via 50. Caliber SLAP rounds.
MEGAN AAAH~~ Please stop the Kentucky Plug! I- AAAAh (proceeds to cum)
maximizing in being slim and scrawny, usually to attract emo girls or cut down on monthly spending to afford lifestyle not to be confused with anorexia, scrawnmaxxers feast off of the flesh of their victims such as roadkill or straight up eating cows when the farmer isn't looking during feasts. Only a handful are known to have perfectioned the art of scrawnmaxxing.
Chubbles the 3rd: Hey baby wanna go out and eat somethin? Slim Jim: kick a rock you bowling ball can't you see i'm scrawnmaxxing Chubbles the 3rd: I am so bewildered right now, what the fuck is scrawnmaxxing? Slim Jim: I don't need to explain, you're so dense you bend light and I don't think you'll understand it, you rotund specimen. Chubbles the 3rd: I guess that's it, I'm taking my fat to hell. You jerk! I always knew you were a fake friend!
To Case: When you land your bike too early on the jump (on the downslope), before the lip and you bottom out the rear suspension. Some cases could cause damage to the bike. This term was coined by Motocross riders, it originated from "landing on the crankcase" which would often result in it breaking and spilling oil, though bash guards prevent it now. It has also been adapted to other disciplines, like MTB, free ride and BMX to name a few. It could be argued that to case a landing you don't need to bottom out, you just need to land early, or you could bottom out without landing early it could still be considered a case. I personally think both need to happen for it to be called a case.
Retaurdè: Dude you cased that so bad! Dumas: No dude, I didn't even bottom out! Retaurdè: Maybe, but you hit the case of the jump and nearly cracked your brand new canyon! Dumas: Oh sod off you shithead I swear I hit perfectly! Retaurdè: Dumbass! You clearly fucked your chainring! Outtisti: He buttered that landing, case closed. *banter*