Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

by OliverTheNerd April 01, 2018

cannibalism

The act of eating another one of your species
It is frowned upon in most societies

OH MY GOD! BOB ATE HIS WIFE! THAT'S CANNIBALISM!

by OliverTheNerd January 19, 2018

Heck

THE WORST WORD ON THE PLANET, IS YOU SAY IT YOU WILL BE SENT TO HELL!

Bobby: Oh Heck!
Joe: OH NO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!
Bobby: WHAT HAVE I DONE?

by OliverTheNerd February 04, 2018

Wednesday

ONLY THE BEST GOSH DARN DAY EVER MY DUDES (excuse my language)

Will: Do you know what day it is?
Jimmy: It is Wednesday my dudes

by OliverTheNerd May 29, 2018

argy-bargy

Short for "Argument Bargument"

just had some argy-bargy with Margret.

by OliverTheNerd December 20, 2020