A fork of Rural Dictionary
What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT’S NOT A ROCK!!! THAT’S COW POOP!!! THAT’S A SOFT ROCK!!!
A seemingly keen individual whom is being snippy via text message and is wearing pants
Yeah, you were being a snippy pants 👖